Mystery of Life #1

instead of asking what is the meaning of life or what does stonehenge mean or even why are there no unicorns yet we have a dolphin with a spiral horn on it's schnooze?
i've decided to try and concur the little mysteries, the everyday, what the hell was that all about mysteries.

my first mystery:
i just cracked 7 eggs and used the same egg to crack all 6 of them without having to get a new one. how is that possible? what made this one egg stronger then it's six brothers and sisters?

discuss.

bwwahahahahaha holly i hate youz!

more cat pictures

i've spent the last hour now doing nothing but laffing azz off!

25 Days of Jewelry-Day 7

Lime Dream Charm Bracelet by Kendra of Jewelry Creations
Sure I dream of limes. Don't you? Although, usually my limey dreams almost always involve me pelting someone with a lime but it should still count right?
A very cute piece, lots of texture and limey goodness and no limes were injured in the making of this bracelet and most likely nobody was injured either from any random lime peltings. Right?
Pick this up for $37.50 along with some Corona and real limes and you'll be set.

A word about our Artist: Now Kendra doesn't care for Corona, she favours Pink Squirrels and likes to carve the profiles of past Presidents out of raw white potatoes. Hopefully not while drinking Pink Squirrels though.

25 Days of Jewelry-Day 5

I had a hard time selecting a piece from The Vintage Jewelry Box, she has so many funky-freaky pieces but I think these re purposed garter clips are about the most inventive things I've ever seen! Definitely good for a double take! I say grab some and wear it to a PTA meeting or a church pot luck and see what turns up...I'm just twisted that way. She insists that the garters have never been worn and that's cool however, what's she doing with a pile of garter clips in the first place? Has she stocked up in anticipation of something or has she scouted around town gathering them all up? And furthermore, if she has indeed gone out and procured them, did she acquire them all at once in one place no doubt drawing a fair amount of attention or did she just kind of go about inconspicuously secreting them away? No matter, I'll entertain myself with my own answer. For $39.50 maybe you can have your answer too.

More about our Artist: When Madam is not scurrying about, rooting through the laundry rooms of local bordellos (for fashion ideas only of course), she's using acrylics to paint the St Louis Arch in Pointillism with her toes no less. She says it frees up her hands to practice for the Don Ho Championship try-outs with her Ukulele. Talented and a multi-tasker.

25 Days of Jewelry-Day 3

Monday's designer is Art Made by Tammy, again how nice am I to supply you with a link?
Today we are looking at these teeny eeny tiny painted pendants. Look, just click on the link okay? I just looked at the measurements of these things.

Measures 1 1/2" by 2 1/4" by 3/16"

Holy shit are you kidding me!!!? She must be a Pixie or something. I like to imagine that she's using an itty bitty easel and a mouse's tail as a paintbrush...poor mouse. As well as being schweet ass pendants I bet they'd make really neato Christmas tree ornaments, which of course you'd have to have like hundreds of to decorate a tree with but it'd be the coolest tree ever! Although I'm thinking that if you ordered hundreds of these it'd either float her boat or she'd come after me with some needle nosed pliers for even suggesting such a thing so maybe you should check first. Either way, they're only $19 so you could get a few and decorate like a midget tree or a houseplant.











About our Artist: Ms Tammy likes to bird watch and flick white chocolate chips across park benches at total strangers.

25 Days of Jewelry-Day 2

So today's jewelry review goes to bDazzlingCreations and you can go check out her Etsy shop with the link that I just so conveinantly provided you with.
Today we are looking at her Flutter By Bracelet which I dig the shit out of. I love Amazonite and I think that's a Flourite Butterfly but SHE DIDN'T SAY so I'm going to draw my own conclusions! This is a very nice, "I'm going off to the office in a sweater and jeans cause it's casual day." bracelet. And it's only $26, so move on it ya tightwads!

And now, a little about the designer. Our gal enjoys guzzling coffee and builds fully functional cup castles out of empty Starbucks coffee cups. Her favourite colour is Peuce and when she's not working on jewelry she can be found in the park entertaining children with her sock monkey puppet show.