Thursday, July 19, 2007

how does 7 pounds of yark come out of a five pound cat?

that's my question!
cause i just stepped in the biggest pile of cat yak.
and in the dark!
i don't understand how i made it into the room and maneuvered around it without sliding into it.
thanks to my son who wanted a drink, i had to get up and again cleared the offending pile of yak.
it wasn't until i sat back down in my chair that my HEEL, my NAKED HEEL stepped right into the giantest warmest pile of YARK.
and i know which cat it spewed from, it's the only cat who yaks in my house and she's the smallest.
this cat gets the award for most dramatic vomiting scene ever.
and i don't mean like a golden globe award, we are talking oscar all the way.
documentary to follow soon i'm sure.

6 comments:

Groovy said...

bwwahhhhhhhhhhhh... yuck yack.... howdy.

tworabbitshow said...

Just what are you feeding your cat????

Rogue said...

it doesn't matter what i feed her! just suddenly for no apparent reason and even in the middle of the night she start this dramatic retching and finally produce this eye poppingly large pile of yak.
and for the record, i feed her kitten food or else she would be yarking on command.
do bunnies ralph ever?

nancyrosetta said...

Eeewww.
At least you stepped in it with your heel, and not your toes.
There is nothing quite like warm yack squishing through your toes.

Cheekytrendy said...

LMAO!! ohhhh that's just nasty!! Hey wicked cool blog!!

tworabbitshow said...

It's actually physically impossible for bunnies to ralph. Bunnies +1, Cats 0.