I obviously over commited my self when I foolishly announced to the internet world that I was going to conduct Twenty-Five (25) days In A Row and make up goofy shit about people while subliminally showcasing jewelry they made.
Yeh, what I got how far? Seven days?
Real good.
Yeh well fucking whatever.
So here's my list of excuses for not following through and thereby disappointed the Droves of faithful readers. *choke*
Top Ten List of Excuses for Being a Slacker
10. Septic tank barfed back into my house.
09. Enjoying the company of two unknown men and watching them dig holes into my back yard and suck Raw Sewage from a pit in my yard.
08. Son breaks both bones in arm from pretending he's a super hero and leaping from middle-sized chairs in a single bound.
07. Emotional exhaustion sinks in from having to battle toilet people and insurance claims.
06. Stub toe, puts me out of the game for the day.
05. Septic tanks regurgitates Back into my house again and toilet people come back and punch hole in pipe, leaving everything just spilling out onto the yard.
04. Spending most of the time chasing dog away from the Big Stinky in the back yard and giving her baths when she gets too close to it.
03. X-rays, Dr's visits, two sick kids and a partridge in a pear tree.
02. Lightening storm knocks out power and takes forever to restore (two hours).
01. I blow up my car and the brakes on the Jeep are trashed.
I swear to God as my witness it's all true.
So perhaps what I should do is the next time I have delusions of grandeur and want to commit myself to endless days of do-goodisms I should in fact just commit myself.
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