blogging isn't my thang part two

crying out loud, two months and not a peep.
not like anyone really reads this thing anyways so what do i care.

so from jan 13 to feb 23 i had been pretty busy with orders and not being over taken by the poo lagoon in my backyard. feb 24 up until now i've been in a black funk. some fuck nutter ran down and slaughtered my dog in front my house on sunday morning and left her die.
i've not been in a happy place and although i'm still not really in that happy place, i'm not exactly on the dark side either so there is that.

so to spare you any more wordiness i'll just get to why i'm here.

i've done a face lift on ye ole website.... www.bluenoodlejewelry.com
have closed it to mostly wholesale only but have left one teeny tiny winnebego bathroom window open for retail. every monday i will rotate out three items at my retail prices that i do not wholesale or if i do it will be at my full retail price...sorry for that blurb, just covering my ass in case any of my wholesalers are lurking, you never know. anyways, go look. then buy.
www.bluenoodlejewelry.com/shop.htm
anyone who purchase all three pieces will get free shipping. it's the best i can do get over it, have you not seen the silver prices lately?

and a giant mushy thank you to all my friends who have let my blubber in their ear over my dog tragedy, you know who you are.

So yeah, blogging isn't my thing.

I obviously over commited my self when I foolishly announced to the internet world that I was going to conduct Twenty-Five (25) days In A Row and make up goofy shit about people while subliminally showcasing jewelry they made.
Yeh, what I got how far? Seven days?
Real good.
Yeh well fucking whatever.

So here's my list of excuses for not following through and thereby disappointed the Droves of faithful readers. *choke*

Top Ten List of Excuses for Being a Slacker

10. Septic tank barfed back into my house.
09. Enjoying the company of two unknown men and watching them dig holes into my back yard and suck Raw Sewage from a pit in my yard.
08. Son breaks both bones in arm from pretending he's a super hero and leaping from middle-sized chairs in a single bound.
07. Emotional exhaustion sinks in from having to battle toilet people and insurance claims.
06. Stub toe, puts me out of the game for the day.
05. Septic tanks regurgitates Back into my house again and toilet people come back and punch hole in pipe, leaving everything just spilling out onto the yard.
04. Spending most of the time chasing dog away from the Big Stinky in the back yard and giving her baths when she gets too close to it.
03. X-rays, Dr's visits, two sick kids and a partridge in a pear tree.
02. Lightening storm knocks out power and takes forever to restore (two hours).
01. I blow up my car and the brakes on the Jeep are trashed.

I swear to God as my witness it's all true.

So perhaps what I should do is the next time I have delusions of grandeur and want to commit myself to endless days of do-goodisms I should in fact just commit myself.

25 Days of Jewelry-Day 7

Lime Dream Charm Bracelet by Kendra of Jewelry Creations
Sure I dream of limes. Don't you? Although, usually my limey dreams almost always involve me pelting someone with a lime but it should still count right?
A very cute piece, lots of texture and limey goodness and no limes were injured in the making of this bracelet and most likely nobody was injured either from any random lime peltings. Right?
Pick this up for $37.50 along with some Corona and real limes and you'll be set.

A word about our Artist: Now Kendra doesn't care for Corona, she favours Pink Squirrels and likes to carve the profiles of past Presidents out of raw white potatoes. Hopefully not while drinking Pink Squirrels though.