M-O-O-N, that spells SHUT UP AND LAY DOWN!!!!

The following is a transcript of the events that unfolded last night while I was trying to rest my weary head.

It's late, I get up to go to bed, everyone in house is sound asleep.
Dog is IN my bed on MY side ON my pillow.
Scoop, more like hoist since Dog now weighs over thirty pounds, hoisting Dog up and into The Boy's room and lay Dog down on The Boy's bed.
Stay Dog stay.
Dog doesn't stay and beats me back to bed.
Hoist Dog up again and lug back to male childs' bed.
Push Dog down onto bed.
Stay!
No, stay!
Lay down!
Dog gets down.
Pick dog up and over onto bed.
STAY!
shhh!
Back to bed, Dog jumps in right as I pull covers up.
NO! Not on my bed dammit!
Get out!
Push Dog off.
Dog sproings back up.
Dog gets shoved off anyways.
Dog pads down the hallway.
click click click click click patter patter
Silence
Then
squeaka squeaka
squeaka squeak
...
squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka
squeak
squeak
squeak
squeaka
THROW covers back and stomp down hall into living area, chase DOG down for STOOOOPID squeaky ball and gather up remaining squeaky toys, toss into room Dog cannot get into.
Walk back to bed, get knocked down by Dog blitzing from behind.
Push Dog out of way to get into and under covers.
Shove Dog off bed.
Dog pads down hallway.
Whacking tail against the wall the entire way.
WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
Finds cat
WHOOPAA WHOOPAA WHOOPAA Hissssssss WHACK!
Dog comes back to room and proceeds to gnaw and slurp on a newly discovered rawhide.
Covers flip back and I spring from my bed like a gymnist and snatch rawhide and place on top of dresser.
Under the covers and watching Dog trying to nose rawhide off dresser, gives up and jumps back in bed between myself and husband.
Need a bigger bed.
Dog wiggles and squirms and swarms trying to jockey for the highly coveted prime center section of bed between two warm bodies.
Suddenly an itch must had surfaced cause now there's full body scratching and then she shakes her head with her 36 inch wingspan worth of ears which hit me in the head.
More licking and slurping and then I get nosed and then the Dog gets shoved off by my now fully awake husband.
I feign sleep so as to not be noticed.
Dog gets tossed once more from bed and both adults are comfy once again and then we both hear the unmistakeable sound of the bottom of our bed being ripped apart.
That sound above all else is enough to bring life and vitality to a completely sleep deprived and groggy human male.
Covers FLING backwards and explexetives and puncuation go flying through the air!
Some more cover flipping, grunts and some wocka wocka wocka sounds later and I finally fall blissfully asleep.
Tonight, I am going to be more proactive, I'm not sure what or how but I'm working on it.

it's either typhoid malaria or black west nile plaque

the results aren't quite in yet and since i'm self diagnosing, my do it yourself chemistry kit is taking longer to process than usual.






so like i have turned into the ring lady on etsy lately. i make all these cooly silver rings and i finally decided that it was high time i had some for myself so i did just that and made one for nearly all my fingers!































the one right up above with the flowerly scrolly is my fav, that one is on my thumb.
the braided one down below is my other fav, it's a pinky ring and the three oxidised rings are very cool to wear all on one finger.






























okay well i've wasted enough time dicking around loading these images and then reloading that i must go lanquish on the sofa now.

how does 7 pounds of yark come out of a five pound cat?

that's my question!
cause i just stepped in the biggest pile of cat yak.
and in the dark!
i don't understand how i made it into the room and maneuvered around it without sliding into it.
thanks to my son who wanted a drink, i had to get up and again cleared the offending pile of yak.
it wasn't until i sat back down in my chair that my HEEL, my NAKED HEEL stepped right into the giantest warmest pile of YARK.
and i know which cat it spewed from, it's the only cat who yaks in my house and she's the smallest.
this cat gets the award for most dramatic vomiting scene ever.
and i don't mean like a golden globe award, we are talking oscar all the way.
documentary to follow soon i'm sure.